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Just because they have nothing, doesn’t mean they’re worth nothing.
(Source: somethingsreallylastforever)
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(Source: leilockheart)
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(Source: sophiavock, via the-absolute-best-posts)
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Lambchop
- Dad: mom has been wearing those white fleece sweat pants everyday and it is getting those fuzzy balls on them.I told her she looks like Lambchop. Love, DAD
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(Source: wild-bohemian-party, via dearsoldierr)
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(via homeisyoucomingback)
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Emoticon Madness
- Mom : :() that’s a monkey! -: ), ME WITH ONE HAIR!
- Me: hahaha cool mommy
- Mom: :#( SAD MAN WITH A MUSTACHE. NOW ITS ALL CAPS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT.
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And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
LMAOOOO
(Source: kayfresco, via allamericangirl3394-deactivated)
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and you’re just like.
(Source: c-stardom, via zombiexlover)
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Creative Diversion
- Me: Can you pick up some orange soda on your way home? And popcorn? Please and thank you.
- Dad: Sorry, this phone is no longer receiving messages from your phone. It’s too expensive.
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(via zombiexlover)
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Looped Out
- Dad: I just got stuck in the ass with a giant needle.
- Me: Is this a joke? Who has my dad’s phone?
- Dad: At hospital. I’m all looped out on drugs
- Me: Are you serious?
- Dad: Pretty good for my first text ever eh son?
Melani Sub Rosa © by Rafael Martin
